What can I say except that I must be an evil daughter in law because “no one has ever” told my mother in law that her behavior resembles that of a spoiled 5 yr old. 

MIL’s level of commitment to the ‘Princess’ mentality is off the charts and I seem to be the door human on this planet who has a problem with that.

Allow me to entertain you with my tribulations on this journey since there will be many, as I am not of the firm that while in her house everyone must faithfully obey her every command. 

I write for your reading pleasure.